ah yes, its been a while, for me its ‘a while’ because i have been time travelling to uncover more donut theories as you people who have been waiting for ‘not awhile’ maybe its been like 4 months or so.
now, enough of that. i am very sure almost every student here are going to have their mid-year examinations…do you all know what is the real purpose of having exams in the first place?? this is a shocking revelation!
first, what is the most noticable thing about your examination? the papers yes, ever notice how much paper has been printed, photostated, stacked, clipped just to ask students a few questions designed to either make or break you then is of no more relevance after 1-2 and a half hours?? do you? do you?? why all the fuss you say?
it is believed that this is a plot from the ‘higher authority’ so that more trees can be cut down to make more paper. the more trees cut down, the more land there is for spceship parking lots. yes, SPACESHIP PARKING LOTS!!!! our ‘higher authority’ is planning on galactic-tourism. the ‘higher authorities’ have notice a lot of alien residents here (they even have freindster for cream’s sake! just look at those weird photos!) that it is reasonable to prepare an environment full of hostility and attractions and building a parking lot is the very first step for this tourism business.
of course, this is just the beginning of the project and immediately dishing out the idea of galactic-tourism would cause many riots plus they need an excuse to cut down trees so the ‘higher authority’ is subtlely and has been quietly initiating this project for many many many years through examinations for students…..
seems like there’s gonna be extra income for parking tickets!
Note: Yes, it's been awhile since i last wrote in and I decided to post this from Donut because i liked the excuse I gave for not updating the blog for so long, time travelling is a task that makes you forget about the proper flow of time ;)
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