we see all these weird pictures of girls posing with different angles of themselves in front of the camera. no, not in a modelly way but in a somewhat, they claim a ‘cute’ way. Often they like to pout(in a very distinct shape), or puff their cheeks, or look up to the camera wide eyed, and sometimes all of them at the same time! It just seems inhumanly possible to pull off those weird faces! now you all may think its just some harmless self indulgence of vanity along with a rubbery face, but it holds a scary truth!!!
the japanese who are known for their cunning knowledge on advanced technology, have invented a way of manipulating minds of the humans!!! by using simple hand signals and facial expression codes, they are able to communicate to one another and spread this mind manipulation method.
here are some hand signals and facial expression (FE) codes with their meanings:
(these are just hypothesized by scientists, we are yet to discover the true meanings yet. if we did, we wouldnt be facing this problem now would we?)
1. the ‘V" hand sign- now this may be the peace sign we normally pose. but when paired with a FE code, it functions as a hypnotising hand gesture to make you one of ‘them’. just by a glance of approximately 300 seconds, you have become one of ‘them’
2. the ‘fist’ hand sign- it means to attack, to punch, stuff your fist in the other’s mouth, nose, parts of the body with an opening etc.
3. the opened palm hand sign- to slap, whack, stuff in face to suffocate
4. the big, googly eyes- another way to hypnotize you into become one of ‘them’. this is more effective than the V sign. the moment you see it, you will lean closer, freeze and start having mind conflicts. this is also a method of diverging your attention.
5. the pout- when paired with a FE expression, it can alter your voice, making it high pitched and squeaky sounding, like a rat. on mild conditions, you’ll just sound like a baby.
6. puffed, blowed up cheeks- a signal to inform for an explosion or to give command for an explosive attack. explosives could possibly include nuclear weapons or weapons of a higher degree.
7. highly-blushed puffed, blowed cheeks- an urgent command for explosive attack. explosives could possibly include nuclear weapons or weapons of higher degree.
it is believed that when the FE codes are enhanced with make up, it means for immediate attack or more stronger forces.
the scientists believe that this knowledge was learned and altered from alien war signals and codes. they believe that the japs have invented a device capable of communicating with the extra terrestrials from outer space. we can see weird physical proportions of the faces of the photos, mostly found are massive, outrageous eyes; a very sharp triangular face; very big, dilated pupils etc. these parts of the faces are in exaggerated proportions which are not human but more like aliens!! these photos are commonly seen on the internet, but now have seem to spread to mobile phones. a very smart move indeed by the japs.
scientists have come up with a way to prevent yourself from becoming one of ‘them’ that is simply when you see a photo of ‘them’ quickly diverge your view within 3 seconds and eat lots of broccoli afterwards. this ay not be 100% the safest way, but scientists are working on a solution.
therefore, we must be careful of these deadly photos, if you know a friend who does it, better be careful of your back!
Note: This was written back in the days when Friendster was the most popular social networking site and that lots of girls liked to post pictures of them posing with bizzare looking faces. I was one of those 'haters' who disliked seeing those pictures. Hahahahaha, i'm still not fond of those kinds of pictures but i feel very much indifferent about it already now as i have 'mah-tuer' eh hem..... Anyway, more to come from Donut!
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